June 2010
Loan sharks vs credit cards....broken leg or...
Veiled racism, misogyny, and homophobia is still...
The revolution and my personal evolution will not...
Broadcast day complete.....
My friends and I put on some night goggles, waited...
Just a question...
Is there such a thing as clinical pissed offness? If so…
If not, and I’m the first one with it…DON’T NAME IT AFTER ME!!!!!
Using the confirmation hearing to trash Thurgood...
I saw two neighbors with lawn jockeys. I'm ticked...
Hazing is idiotic, childish and a waste of...
People still cover the former AK Gov? Really? It'd...
I'm starting to think that cable news is like a...
...she was like the finest of wines. Cold, covered...
Two great tastes that taste great together....
When you order certain adult products by mail,...
A show's desperation love triangle is just like a...
Do YOU think the first dominatrix was just a bitch...
I just looked up "toxic people"....and there was...
July 4th is coming up...the day when stupid people...
Left wing?...Right...
DNA experts, please come up with a small insect...
So, let me get this straight, the people with the...
That's right young lady, let your 13yr old kid...
Getting left hanging on a high five is...
Some people think hand sanitizer is "A bath in a...
The neighborhood watch guys here think they're...
Uh, knuckleheads do you really think people don't...
People who blindly follow a politician are as...
Message to politicians and talking heads on...
What is it about the two drops of sweat on my...
Stepped on a glue trap in a friends house....I...
Even if I had a box with a hole in it...I still...
Breaking News!!!! McChrystal hired as spokesperson...
I am in a secret lab constructing a noise maker...
I wish humidity was a guy... so I could punch...
We had all better hope that Jehovah's Witnesses...
Hi police officer that's obviously running my...
I'm making a pimp slapping motion with my hand...
They say "Don't be in the stands, get out on the...
My family tries to devour my time, like time is a...
I wish people would stop wishing ME "Happy Fathers...
Is it just me or is the term "brown nose" even...
People are so oblivious, it would be safer to call...
New Rape Prevention Tool: The Female Condom With... →
Alright....time to go tell strangers funny...
You'd be surprised at how much people respect you...
Just wondering....
How many people in your life can take a smile off of your face just by showing up? I am now down to 3…
"I'm not my dad! You'd better roll that up there...
