May 2011
Namaste.
May 31st
My back was hurting so badly last week that it...
May 31st
Hurry up and make the "shoot bin laden" video game...
May 31st
Truthful Tuesday
I have never cheated in any relationship. If you are not on your period, you can best bet that my plan is to be in you. If you lie to me, it’s the same as hitting the delete button. I’ve been doing or been around comedy my entire adult life. I’ve never been married, but would love to be now. I’m a black man. I love cute women with big asses. …also cute...
May 31st
Namaste.
May 31st
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Game shows, stop putting rich celebrities on as...
May 31st
The bachelorette shoud be renamed "...is it really...
May 31st
I have never had sex in a hybrid vehicle. I have...
May 30th
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... a moment of silence please. - me to family...
May 30th
bye.
May 28th
Oprah and gayle....not working...nothing to...
May 28th
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I should just start a fire in my backyard so I...
May 28th
...may your holiday weekend be full of food, fun,...
May 27th
bye.
May 27th
4 notes
...single payer coming to vermont,...
May 26th
cuddy. stabler. winfrey. camping was right, the...
May 26th
see ya.
May 26th
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I'm tired of all of my neighbors loving me. I'm...
May 26th
I'm going to feel up and knock up my staff during...
May 25th
First cuddy from house, now elliot from svu... put...
May 25th
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bye.
May 25th
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Uh, ana kournikova. New trainer on biggest loser...
May 25th
If they got a boil every time that they were greedy, the 112th congress would look likethe cast of the biggest loser in episode one.
May 25th
I'm already suffering from lisa cuddy withdrawal.
May 25th
wasting time + me = not anymore
May 24th
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The bachelorette is on, she had better not become...
May 24th
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So, that was your attempt to hurt my feelings?...
May 23rd
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If you've ever used the phrase "I don't care how...
May 23rd
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are we dead yet?
May 21st
May 21st
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May 21st
3,888 notes
Wouldn't it be funny if the world ended at 6 pm...
May 21st
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Bye.
May 21st
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I will lose 0 followers Saturday.
May 21st
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The world ends Saturday, ANYTHING to keep Oprah on...
May 21st
I'm planning on doing a lot of consolation...
May 21st
Apparently, LOTS of people believe the Onion's $8B... →
stfuconservatives: thefuror: timekiller-s: I think another real question to ask here is WHY ARE ALL THESE ON FACEBOOK? Laughing through my tears of horror. Shocking none…  Wow. Some people just DON’T get it.
May 21st
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May 21st
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*shutting my chocolate chip cookies and milk hole...
May 20th
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Hey Glamour magazine, I just heard about your...
May 20th
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Tomorrow, worldwide, outdoor, flash mob,...
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
15 notes
Shutting up now.
May 20th
RIP Macho Man Randy Savage
May 20th
May 20th
367 notes
Hey Santorum, McCain could STILL kick your punk...
May 20th
What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a...
May 20th
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By very popular request, I am now offering my end...
May 20th
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If there are any attractive virgins who want some...
May 20th
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