August 2011
Congress has already passed it's douche ceiling.
In an effort to deal with MY debt, I have reached...
Anyone have an eye wash cup? I accidently watched...
July 2011
Stilettos Of A Frozen Stillicide: This Drink Can... →
goodybrains:
In the event of dehydration, drinking lots of water will not save you. In severe heat or when someone has dysentery or is vomiting or has alcohol poisoning, they can die of dehydration. Your electrolytes are lost through sweating and must be replenished.
Knowing how to make a simple…
...one of the side effects of your sleep aid drug...
If you cut the big 3, you are taking money from my...
Shutting up now.
Like musicians that don't want extremists using...
S. Anthony says...
As I sat at a long stop light, I overheard two young ladies talking. Both were gorgeous young mothers. I couldn’t help but hear them bragging to each other about how they beat their kids. Apparently to them, this was funny. Suddenly, to me… they stopped being so gorgeous. I don’t beat children. I didn’t say that I don’t discipline children. I said that I don’t beat them. There is a difference....
bye.
Joe Walsh doesn't want to raise the debt ceiling...
Damn it! My neighbors cat keeps tearing open the...
The house of representatives. Representatives?...
Juan Williams Confronts Hannity On Debt Crisis: “... →
Aw come on congress, stop sending out those pics...
Marc Maron’s powerful keynote address at...
It’s great stuff. Read it HERE. Trust me.
Hey, someone became famous at roughly the same...
S. Anthony says...
Did a “private celebrity roast” for a well known news anchor. Very interesting. She was someone that I had a huge crush on. Gorgeous? Yes. Skinny as hell in person? Oh hell yes. So much so, that my crush eroded a bit. She was thin enough that I couldn’t even fantasize about her. I mean, if we…you know….I’ll put it this way… Have you ever seen an anaconda...
Ever meet TWO women in the same day who were...
Watchzainyk:
brooklynmutt:
Jon Stewart Blasts Fox News For Playing The Victim Card Through Nonstop Liberal-Bashing - Mediaite
This is completely AWESOME!
Yep, this will become a TDS classic.
BOOM!
“Large transient audience….nah. Cult following that loves you for being...”
– S. Anthony Thomas
I will marry the next woman I date that resembles...
Suggestion for Facebook. Instead of "poke", use...
Let's all be fair to reality shows. THEY don't...
Dear people who make protein shakes...."Orange...
Heatwave over. Women in tee shirts, not tank tops....
I will not change who I am for you, I will however...
Uh, is the Bachelorette still on? I want to know...
S. Anthony says...
Debt ceiling, scmebt ceiling….FOOTBALL IS BACK! Okay, the world economy might turn to crap, but FOOTBALL IS BACK! What better way to soothe the pain of an evaporated 401k, exploding interest payments and our money being worthless? FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!
S. Anthony says...
So much for this “You can’t pump your own gas in NJ” nonsense. It doesn’t seem to apply to me….I mean people who ARE NOT ME, if they drive up bottomless. Yeah, I make my own rules….I mean people that AREN’T me.
KNOWING beyond a doubt that you're INCREDIBLE in...
In a shocking display of alliterative and mental...
