June 2012
“NEVER look outside of yourself for VALIDATION. Appreciation however, is food for...”
– S. Anthony Thomas
Jun 1st
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I don't do "mean", but I will do "get rid of your...
Jun 1st
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"...yeah, hung like a seahorse!" - A guy finding...
Jun 1st
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Scott Walker. John Edwards. Reality show. Eh?
Jun 1st
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May 2012
Psychological exams for ALL politicians and...
May 31st
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Me: 10-0 in venereal disease blood tests. My...
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
Quality OVER quantity applies to friends too.
May 31st
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May 31st
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Did you know that Julia Louis Dreyfus has a net...
May 30th
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Michelle Obama thanked me personally in an email,...
May 30th
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Universal remote controls are the Walmart of...
May 30th
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Sugar substitute is a great product to use when...
May 30th
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Have you ever seen someone so attractive that you...
May 30th
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Forget about the President's "Kill list". I think...
May 30th
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May 30th
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Romney taking all of these fiscal Bukkakkes is...
May 30th
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I'm getting old, the police here haven't...
May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
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Do you know why I play with my balls? To save...
May 30th
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May 29th
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I like my "Blind spot notification" old school...
May 29th
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Dear terrorists, leave our financial centers...
May 29th
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If you buy a Volvo, they throw in the kids for...
May 29th
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I'm going to play hard to get and start asking...
May 29th
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If you use "Keep it real" when talking to me, I'm...
May 28th
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May 28th
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Turns out that I was only to keep my schedule open...
May 28th
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I'm working on a low budget film. I'll be too busy...
May 24th
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“Let’s take only the Obama presidency. Had the filibuster not applied, the United...”
– Joshua Green, on America without Republican abuse of the senate filibuster. (via quickhits)
May 23rd
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My young cousin just did a "Deez Nuts" joke....and...
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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I'm the friend everyone confides in and tells ALL...
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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It's easy to not care about sports when your teams...
May 23rd
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I just ate some Chinese checkers....they taste...
May 22nd
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“If THEY say “Ignore the man behind the curtain!” Do it. Just...”
– S. Anthony Thomas
May 22nd
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Your Stories Of Being Sick Inside The U.S. Health... →
sarahlee310: To get a feeling for what being sick in America is really like, and to help us understand the findings of our poll with the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation and the Harvard School of Public Health, NPR did a call-out on Facebook. We asked people to share their experiences of the health care system, and within 24 hours, we were flooded with close to 1,000 responses. The stories,...
May 22nd
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“Don’t ever let anyone tell you that you’re not good enough. Make...”
– S. Anthony Thomas
May 22nd
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I'm "The Lead", blow me.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Bye.
May 22nd
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If you're behind a pulpit spewing epithets, it...
May 21st