July 2012
June 2012
"Greater is he that is in you than he that is in...
Wait, why aren't there any black or latino...
I'd better think of an entertaining way to murder...
Minions, entertain me with your Tom Cruise jokes!
There is "Hot" and there is "Hot compared to the...
On “Fast and Furious” vote, Congress affirms all... →
Hey potassi-YUCK! Nice shoes loser! *gives...
Texas Republican Party Platform Calls For Repeal... →
FYI, when you get angry at someone and tell them...
Multiple orgasms Yup. I did it! I have now had TWO...
I'm auditioning for Magic Mike 2: Dudes who are...
If you take longer than 30 seconds to order at a...
Politics. Religion. Two things that turn adults...
I keep it REAL!!!!!!
I could never work as a spokesperson for a politician who’s a lying piece of crap or a company that lies.
*see next post for continuation
….that being said, if I get a national commercial or a sitcom, fuck what I just said. I’m getting my money!!!! DON’T JUDGE ME DAMMIT!!!!
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A friend tells me that porn looks great on A...
